Ok, i'm really getting tired of accidentally moving the mouse cursor over that window up there, and hearing a girls voice say, "Helll-OHHHHHH". I'm also tired of all the TRUE dating service chicks staring at me, the smiley faces that say (in no particular order):
"Oh my Gosh. NO WAAAAY!"
"You make me blush"
"Bite me!"
"What?"
and so on...
I also don't care for the "I Graduated In:" windows with the yearbook photos of people in the 80's, the "SHE MARRIED HIM?" ads, or where you have to choose who's "grill this is", have to pick out which obvious MC this was as a baby, have to say whether Prsident Bush is doing a good or bad job, have anything to do with Nick Lachey, etc..
The ones with the really easy games where you either:
-as President Bush, you either scale a wall or peddle a bike faster than Arnold Swartzenegger,
-Shave the sheep
-try to outrun the sludge in the sewer,
-have to outdance Paris Hilton in some form,
-have to cross the street as a turkey,
-have to out-dig the other guy to get to the oil,
-have to out-weightlift Swartzenegger,
-have to mine for rocks,
-have to blow a rock through a tube,
-have to hookup a cholsotomy bag,
-have to pass kidney stones,
-have to starve Terri Shaivo,
-have to suffocate Tony Danza,
-have to get a colonoscopy,
-have to call the 1964 World Series, drunk
-have to curse out Kevin Spacey,
-have to burn yourself with the curling iron,
-have to put salve on grandma,
-have to unload the 18 wheeler full of livers and shit,
-have to spy on your weird uncle,
-have to write a screenplay about crossdressing and pork bellies,
-have to lick that old chicken mcnugget that Eric found under the fryer,
-have to shop for good deals on spreads and butter,
-have to eat the garnish,
-have to stop that little girl from tap dancing,
-have to fuck the Eifel Tower,
-have to cure lupus,
-have to make fun of that crying man...over there, see him?
-have to dodge the issue,
-have to load the meat cannon,
-have to pick up Arnie from the retarded school,
-have to burn a CD full of animal noises,
-have to watch A&E and count how many times the say "hitler",
-have to become the endorser of endorfins,
-have to give out your fingernails,
-have to fry up the afternoon smell,
-have to slap the absolute SHIT out of a midget,
-have to communicate with the dead,
-have to shit out that missing scrabble piece... i think it was an "R",
-have to give that pig a tattoo of a bucket full of chickenlegs,
-have to beat that idiot savant to the "Worlds Of Wonder" store,
-have to eat all the gel,
-have to render that thing obsolete,
-have to hollar out at the HollerHoot family down the fucking way,
-have to make the berber hard,
-have to eyeball your addict cousin until they get back on the sauce,
and
-have to drink the used antiseptic.
Anyways, I wish they'd come up with some better shit. That's all I'm saying...
