Target this...

the other day me and aimee were in Target and a few things crossed my mind. first of all, what in the HELL is really going on in there? when i was little, K-mart was friggin huge. Target could easily fit like 6 K-marts in it. and if the really big Target is a SUPER Target, than what would a regular Target be? Mortal Target? Meager Target? Target-sapian? So anyways, i wanted some GOOD strawberry jelly (not the Sugar-free non-food that Aimee always gets) so i headed for the "spreads" isle and found the preserves. Then i started thinking "What exactly are they preserving?" but my lack of grocery intellect and big eyes got the better of me, as i was affixed on all the pretty colors. As i picked out a huge jar of Bama Strawberry, i started to think about what would happen if i just picked it up and launched it down the isle, grenade style. I'm sure one of the uniformed Target Asset Protection Officers(tm) would hunt me down gestapo style, as i cowered somewhere in frozen foods. Finally when we got to the checkout counter, i started watching people unpack their baskets. This woman pulls out this massive 5000 roll pack of toilet paper and i found it sort of humourous. How could such a private act be so public in its preperation. I see her toilet paper, an item that will be used in a pretty foul manner. Right now, it's just toilet paper. Clean. White. But not for long... Oh, Target.