As many of you know, I'm getting mairred sometime this year. While it is probably a long ways off, once can't help but bring to mind the popular old saying: "First comes love, then comes mairrage, then comes Fucko with the baby cairrage" or something like that. With that in mind, it's never to early to start planning. So here's a few names I have possibly reserved for my future children:
General Louis Godfried Terito
Needle Van Terito
Terito Terito Terito
Lord Stackhouse Terito II
The boy
The girl
Whtever that is Terito
Hairless Waxy Terito
the Flying Terito Bros.
Sperm that met Egg
Air
Ezekial Legend Terito
Apple Terito
the Pope
Smartie McSmartie Smart Smarr!
Garnish Plate Terito
Taco
Virtual Terito
2-D
Lonnie Terito
Little Laughing Lawrence Limping Last to Los Verdonas
Topher Patton Terito
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Smiley
Roar Teritostein
Zeston 2000 PVC Insulated Fitting Cover
April Tuesday December Terito
Sandra.Walking.Fast.Ter.Ito
Sony Presents My First Baby
Turn The Channel, Son
President George Washington Terito
Johnny Superman Terito
Next
Samuel Corey Terito 4: The Revenge
Turbo Terito
SHUT UP! Terito
The New Terito, Made Possible With a generous grant from the good people at Exxon
The Better Me
Doctor Linda Terito
Running Wolf Terito
Running Water Terito
Sam Terutti (I actually got mail addressed this way once.)
MJH-6895
The 2009 Ford Terito
Flash Terito
First Pick of the 2033 NFL Draft Terito
Teri To Terito
Bambi Candie Terito
Frank Sinatra Terito
Nailbomb Terito
Matsui Yamiko Terito
Sodium Citrate + Boric Acid
The Big Letdown Terito
Grizzly Toughman Terito
Ponyboy
You Better Be A Doctor or Lawyer Terito
That's all I could come up with for now. Any other suggestions out there?
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