Mixed WHAT?!

In my opinion, Mixed Nuts should be renamed "Cashews, Almonds, Pecans... and a lot of other nuts you probably don't like". I noticed most of them actually advertise that their blend is less than 50% peanuts, which is kind of an anamoly to me since I think most people are totally down with the peanuts. It's those annoying big ass funky nuts and the little round ones that throw me. That's some bullshit right there. What the hell are these things and where do you find them? And if less than 50% of these are peanuts, I assume they still are trying to tell you that, yes, there's more peanuts than anything else in there, but fuck it because they're still mixed up with some other things you might be ok with. I mean, why aren't they called "Peanuts... and stuff"? I'm going to be honest with you, I think they throw in the cashews to confuse you. Just to kind of create a diversion so that every now and again, you'll grab something else in there. And in my family household, whenever someone opens a can of them, you can bet they're making a bee line for the cashews. It never fails that by the time I get to them, they've been raided, leaving behind all the nuts you ONLY SEE LEFT BEHIND in a can of mixed nuts. Look Mr. Planter man, dancing around with your monicle and top hat and cane... don't pawn your crap nuts off on me. I know what's really going on, you son of a bitch you.