Famous Last Words.

I once read somewhere that Elvis Presely's last words were "I won't." They were in reference to him telling his girlfriend at the time that he wouldn't fall asleep on the toilet again. We all know now that he actually DID fall asleep on the toilet, the dead kind of sleep... fell off the toilet and turned purple until said girlfriend found him sometime later. Something that always stuck with me is that the poor guy probably hadn't flushed yet. But anyway, the king was dead, with poo all over his butt and laying on his bathroom floor. That's moderately embarassing, right?
And recently, Kill Bill and Kung Fu star David Carradine was found with his hands bound, a rope around his genitals, and hanged to death in his hotel closet. Another completely humbling way to die for a celebrity. The guy was like 70+, which doesn't excuse the fact he was tying rope around his balls and beating off in hotel closets by any means, but I mean... what the fuck? Still, if Elvis' last words were "I won't", what were David Carradine's? "Yeah... oh yeah... yeack.. yeeeeeeeeh hiyah eck eck ECCCCCK..."?
So if those are a few 'famous last words', I figured I'd throw out a couple that maybe each and every one of you could possibly throw out on your death bed, if and when that might be. You don't even have to give me credit. Using these would be more of an honor than anything else.
1. "Hey. Hit me with that wolf's mouth!"
2. "Aw dingle. Dingle. Dingle?!"
3. "I peed on a gang. Yeah, that's them. They finally caught up with me."
4. "Hey knife holders. Fuck you!"
5. "Went up to Chesterfields this morning. I got nothing else to see."
6. "Oh hell yeah. I ate that rancid chicken breast you left sitting out by the dumpster!"
7. "Hey mobsters. Here's your kid back."
8. "You think my head would set off that bear trap?"
9. (singing) "LET'S LEARN BRAIL ON A HORSE'S TAIL!"
10. "Skip, skip, skip-a-loo. Grass, grass, FIRE!"
11. "No, that wasn't real poison."
12. "I know you did something to the sandwiches, and I'm not mad. I just need to know if it's going to hurt us."
13. "Vacation in this fire was a terrible idea."
14. "Ok, first person to the ocean floor wins."
15. "Go fuck yourself, Mr. Escaped Lunatic With a Weapon."
16. "Ooooh, what a fast burning candle!"
17. "Let's play a new game I call 'Swing By The Neck'. I'm first, motherfuckers."
18. "The bees appear more docile. Now we can finally play with them."
19. "Hey Bill. Throw me those tent stakes as hard as you can. Couple knives and cleavers too. Seriously. COME ON! I need them. I'm ready."
20. "Hope it's still safe to walk through my favorite ghetto here, naked."
21. "I'M RIDING A TIGER! HE LIKES ME!"
22. "We all headbutt the goat on three, fellows. One, Two, THREE!"
23. "Dudes, that chick totally wants to make out with me. I'm a little skeptical because her jaws are made of metal and razorwire, and she's got some electrical shorts here and there. Plus she is literally on fire, and has loaded pistols for hands. But fuck it. Here goes nuthin..."
24. "What a neat puzzle. So you pull the grenade pin like this, and THEN what happens?
25. "I can probably stop this nosebleed with more alchohol and another handful of trail mix. Right after this nap."