Yard Of The Month

On the way out the driveway, I noticed the neighbor across the street has been awarded "Yard Of The Month". Well, aren't you something? I'm going to Kinko's and getting an identical one made to put in my yard. We'll just see about that, mister fancy pants. Your distinction will called into question every time neighbors drive by. "What the hell? Two yards of the month? WHICH ONE IS REAL?!?!" And I can assure you - if people think my yard has somehow received this prestige, it will surely water down people's standards of Yard Of The Month. Maybe I'll get one that says "Yard of the Year", or "Yard of the Millennium"... Maybe "The Yard of Infinity"...?