Zeke, Spider Deaths, Miss Bliss and MORE!!!

bus it. (now break into obligatory rhymes)... nevermind. so, i just finished this long ass blog about how old my alarm clock was and how i got it in 1989 and i loved it and it ruled to the maximum but it rules considerably less now... and now it isn't up here. fuck! i think myspace conspires against alarm clocks, or at least alarm clock posts. so how was everybodys Memorial Day? Do a lot of "memorializing"? i spent the day moving out of our old bandroom (next to the caterie) and into our new one (at Adam, Talley, and Paul's new house). it was loads of fun. the kids moved into some new digs and the house is pretty sweet, only problem is that they won't allow dogs. and who would happen to have a dog but the legendary Michael Talley. so, he comes up to me and ask if i'd be willing to dog-sit. i was thinking about getting some new alarm system for the house, so i figured that could definately be an upgrade. so now, Zeke lives with me. very good dog. listens quite well. speaks fluent japanese and can solve crossword puzzles like a motherfucker. ok, not really. who was that Saint (this is obviously a question for Joe) that was kind to all the animals? i've come to a conclusion that he must be my patron, because i'm a total animal pussy. even insects. if there's something in the house, barring it won't bite or disfigure me.. i'll go to great links to get it out without killing it. so, i'm standing at the back door letting Zeke out for a morning tee tee, and i see this fucking massive spider inside my house, right next to the door. so i pick up a piece of floor tile and attempt to fling this creature out of the house. unfortunately for him, his little spidy head slammed into the door frame. so then i sorta just scooped him up and threw him outside. while Zeke was out chasing something around, i leaned over him and said "I'm sorry, mr. spider. i didn't mean to kill you...". i think the neighbor behind my house saw me talking to the ground. i'm sure he already has some reservations about me. i was in my undies while all this was going on and i'm sure i looked like some sort of nutjob. oh well. what's he gonna do? this morning before i went to work, Saved By The Bell was on. it was one of those ones with Miss Bliss and those other kids that mysteriously dissappeared after the first season. Really... what happened to them? did Mr. Belding kill them? did Screech slaughter them to wear their flesh like Buffalo Bill in Silence Of The Lambs? NOW THAT would make for some good Saturday morning tv. Silence Of The Bell? Saved By The Lambs? uh oh. looks like it's time to be up and out. there's some kid huffing gasoline in my bushes. quick Zeke! GET HIM!