1. what time is it now?
2. what is your name?
3. what is your sign?
4. what city were you born in?
5. what is your favorite color?
6. how tall are you?
7. ever been in love?
8. have you ever been so in love with someone, you cried?
9. have you ever cried?
10. are you human?
11. if you could choose between saving your best friend from drowning, but had to sacrifice 2 of your limbs, would you do it?
12. have you ever drank?
13. have you ever smoked?
14. have you ever smoked PCP, then gone on a crime spree that ended with you being shot to death outside a Circle K in Gonzales?
15. do you have a good sense of smell?
16. have you ever stolen?
17. have you ever gone on tour with the Eagles?
18. what is the last thing you ate?
19. have you ever commited a crime?
20. have you ever commited felony mail fraud?
21. have you ever been north of the Mason-Dixon line?
22. are you malnourished?
23. have you ever had food so good, that it actually made you slap your momma?
24. have you ever commited spousal abuse?
25. have you ever lost teeth?
26. have you ever seen the jar of animal teeth i keep in a jar above my great aunt's washing machine in northern Mississippi?
27. have you ever missed someone so much, you cried?
28. have you ever missed someone so much, you suffered internal bleeding?
29. have you ever mishandled government documents?
30. what is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
31. have you ever drank rubbing alcohol?
32. did you beat Martha Moxley to death with a golf club in the Hamptons?
33. are you related to the Kennedy family?
35. are you going to beat the cancer?
36. what happened to question 34?
37. if someone told you question 34 got cancer, but is undergoing chemotherapy and may return - would you believe it?
38. shut up!
39. are you ready for the voices in your head to stop?
40. what time is it right now?
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