Can I proposition you?

Listen,
I'm not going to come at you all fancy pants bells and whistles here, but I have something to tell you, ok. Look. I've started a new band. "A new band, Sam? Fuck, man... what is this gonna be, the 19th myspace page you've started, and now you want me to be friends with?" I can hear you now. Seriously. And your thoughts sting me like a bee. Ok? I know... i know. But this one is different...
"Different, Sam? Yeah. What, does this one not include instruments? Is this some sort of vaudeville play? Different how, Sam. PERFORMANCE ART? A puppet show? How is this so different, shithead? What the fuck is so different about this, you fat fucker?"
Easy there, people in my mind. You don't have to be so mean.
"Um, apparantly we do."
Ok, I'm just gonna lay it out there. The name of the band is Supervillain!. It's sort of like Knuckledusta, except it's john gray, danny more, dan thompson and me instead of john gray, adam king, mikey terito, kyle bailey, and me. And instead of poorly covering things like Bush and Rage, now we're poorly covering Kelly Clarkson and TLC.
If you're not doing anything on Friday, December 21 and you're looking to party a little bit, come check us out at the North Gate Tavern with our buddies, the Stellaphonics.
Oh, and for those wondering out there, the wisdom teeth came out nice.. I just have some pain to get over and I'll be a-ok.
Love always,
e-sam