Wednesday, March 23, 2005

E! Presents the Top 100 Horsewhip Beatings.

ok, i've had enough with a certain format of television shows and i can't take it anymore. a few years back, vh1 popped up with the I Love the 80's mini and everyone loved it. it was the greatest little show of wit and banter from pop culture in recent memory. people were like "oh my God, this is the funiest thing i've ever seen...". from Michael Ian Black to Donel Logue, ha ha ha ha! Cathy Griffin, Dong from 16 Candles, ha ha ha! but then i started picking up on a trend. It's the newest thing in pop tv since reality tv. everyone started doing this. some little video package montage, then cut to some semi celebrity to hear their semi coached response to it. back to montage - cut to different sub celeb. is this the new way to get Americans' attentions? and everyone is starting to do this but they're doing shittier and shittier jobs at it. i mean, E! had the Top 100 Celebrity Anal Leakage Moment List on, and i didn't know ANYBODY doing the commentary. even the little produced shit they're supposed to rant about is bad. footage of Lindsay Lohan. Voice over says : "Lindsay Lohan, blah blah blah..." cut to the guy who played the mailman in Who's The Boss: "yeah, she's hot..." more footage. "Lindsay Blah Blah..." cut to Fabio saying "She is girl with nice breasts..." i mean, it's really getting bad here. i'd rather watch animals mating or something. or maybe some footage of the kid from My Chemical Romance getting maimed by lions or boars.

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