1. Fuck it. Let's quit.
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2. Don't you just love it when you go into a gas station, convenience store, Target, Wal-Mart, or anywhere else that allows you to pay with a debit/credit card? Here's the scenario... You're standing at the counter ready to complete your purchase. You produce your debit/credit card, and you hear the question: "Is that Creddick or Debit?". First of all, what is "creddick"? Did you mean to say "CREDIT?" Or is "creddick" like a slick gel that you can smear on your body and travel though time. If so, then yes... I'll take the Creddick. Does it cost extra?
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3. Sometime while shopping this holiday season, you're going to encounter a strange situation, act like it's not there, and get the Everything-About-This-Situation-Is-Completely-Normal look on your face. You'll be at the mall or at Best Buy and suddenly somebody is going to be walking in front of you with a gimp retard leg and you're just gonna stare straight ahead... like everything is totally fine. Maybe you'll see some white trash lady beating the absolute shit out of her ADHD riddled kids in front of like the Nature's Wonders store, or waiting for a cashier while a retarded person who's with the people in front of you stares at your crotch. I don't know. Just wait, it's gonna happen at some point. And it's going to be fucking awesome!
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