drying out, ash wednesday, and porn stars who like coldplay?!

last friday night, i put a serious ass whippin on myself. really... i don't know what in the hell i was thinking but i went on a little rampage that involved nearly every type of alcohol-influenced emotion you could have. it was one of those vomit-and-then-you-feel-better-so-you-keep-drinking kind of nights. any one else out there? hello? i felt like nicholas cage in leaving las vegas, except instead of getting ass from elizabeth shue, i was BEING an ass and i feeling like the BOTTOM of a shoe the next day. we went to spanish town and i almost threw up all over myself. hey, you know how rabbits do that thing with their mouths when they eat? i wish i could do that. so anyways it's ash wednesday and i have to give something up that i like. hmmm... what will it be? i wish you could give up something unpleasant (with a .0001 chance of happening) and be done with it. like... i'll give up being impaled through the eyes with goat horns. or elephant tusks. i'll give up being crushed by pianos or falling down elevator shafts. last year i gave up red meat and i think i'm probably going to do the same this year. in fact, me and joe just had this conversation on . JoJoD272 [9:08 AM]: How is your Ash Wednesday going? CPT2117 [9:09 AM]: wonderous. CPT2117 [9:09 AM]: i've given up red meat and pork. JoJoD272 [9:09 AM]: Isn't that what you did last year? CPT2117 [9:10 AM]: yes. JoJoD272 [9:11 AM]: Jesus hates unoriginality... CPT2117 [9:12 AM]: uh oh. JoJoD272 [9:13 AM]: Yes, you are doomed... CPT2117 [9:13 AM]: i think i'm just going to give up being impaled through the eyes with elephant tusks. JoJoD272 [9:14 AM]: That would be a true sacrifice... CPT2117 [9:14 AM]: indeed. oh well. i'm off like a light. here's the thought of the day: do porn stars listen to sad songs? i mean, can you imagine people who engage in three way sex listening to reflective music like the Garden State soundtrack or Jude? can you see Jenna Jameson crying in her car while the Shins play across her stereo?