sk8trc187: hey there
CPT2117: well hey...
sk8trc187: do you know what you need
sk8trc187: ?
sk8trc187: ?
sk8trc187: you need a dog
sk8trc187: a little brown one named sammy
CPT2117: hmmm... no. my name is already sam. people would think i had a big ego naming my dog after myself. sk8trc187: but you didn't name the dog
CPT2117: it would be like you naming your dog jon.
sk8trc187: if i had a male dog i would name it jon
CPT2117: "hey. i'm jon. and this is my dog, jon..."
CPT2117: i want a female dog to name jon. then i'll go "this is my bitch... jon."
sk8trc187: my bitch is named sam
CPT2117: you mother fucker!!!
CPT2117: PREPARE TO DIE!
sk8trc187: do you want her?
sk8trc187: then she can be your bitch
CPT2117: truth be told, jon. i just bought a bar so i'm never gonna be home. and plus i don't have a fence.
sk8trc187: i got your fence right here
here's one between Joe and I several months ago:
CPT2117 [8:04 AM]: SAN FRANCISCO March 8 - A man who was severely mauled by two chimpanzees at an animal sanctuary last week was quickly overwhelmed when the apes attacked, his wife said Monday.
CPT2117 [8:04 AM]: "One was at his head, one was at his foot. But all that time ... he was trying to reason with them," a sobbing LaDonna Davis told ABC's "Good Morning America." "I couldn't do anything."
CPT2117 [8:05 AM]: St. James Davis, 62, lost all the fingers from both hands, an eye, part of his nose, cheek, lips and part of his buttocks in the ferocious attack, his wife said over the weekend on NBC's "Today Show." She also said one of his feet was mutilated. A Kern County Sheriff's commander also said his genitals were mauled.
JoJoD272 [8:05 AM]: Was it you who was talking about this the other day?
CPT2117 [8:05 AM]: yeah.
CPT2117 [8:06 AM]: The Davises were visiting the sanctuary to celebrate the birthday of Moe - a 39-year-old chimpanzee who was taken from their home in West Covina, a Los Angeles suburb, after biting off part of a woman's finger in 1999.
CPT2117 [8:06 AM]: the headline: Mauled Man Tried to 'Reason' With Chimps
JoJoD272 [8:07 AM]: I wonder how he tried to reason with them....
CPT2117 [8:07 AM]: i don't know, but it obviously failed.
CPT2117 [8:08 AM]: i can see him, backing up slowly... "now, wait a minute. lets discuss this..."
JoJoD272 [8:10 AM]: 'You know, Mr. Chimp, I as a human am far more intelligent than you, wha... wait a... OH MY GOD!! CPT2117 [8:11 AM]: "MY FINGERS, LIPS, CHEEKS, BUTTOCKS, AND GENITALS!!! MY FINGERS, LIPS, CHEEKS, BUTTOCKS, AND GENITALS!!!"
here's one me and joe just had...
JoJoD272 [9:12 AM]: How do you do?
CPT2117 [9:12 AM]: Fine, how are you?
JoJoD272 [9:12 AM]: How you come on?
CPT2117 [9:13 AM]: Booch-eee-boo, shyah shabone...!
CPT2117 [9:13 AM]: HOOOOOORAAAAYYYYY!
JoJoD272 [9:13 AM]: Eek! Eek!
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